apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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