that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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