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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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