it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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