Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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