one two three fourrrrnication!
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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