Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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