thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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