Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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