Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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