But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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