capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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