Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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