Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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