He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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