id be glad to
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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