You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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