Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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