Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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