Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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