I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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