My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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