how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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