Kareoke will never be a sober sport
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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