My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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