I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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