Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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