why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I need water and some morals
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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