Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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