honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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