Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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