Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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