Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
