I wish i was in the wii world.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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