You're completely useless in the revolution.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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