so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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