Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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