Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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