it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
you had me at cake vodka
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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