Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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