Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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