I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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