i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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