i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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