We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My balls are so social today.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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