Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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