is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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