i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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