He is an equal opportunity slut.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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