Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
this hospital has no fireball
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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