If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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