Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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