What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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